Save the Earth Testrun

[allformii_ko]

((OOC: Human responses will come from talk_like_a for icon purposes!))

[A]

[You're minding your own business, probably in a park, when a cat comes bounding by intent on some prey. A stray, maybe? But she's an awfully pretty one...

Well, it probably doesn't matter, right?]

Stop wiggling!

[--Wait. Did that cat just talk?]

[B]



[There's a young girl staring at the street with interest as the various cars pass by. But despite being at a crosswalk, she hasn't actually hit the button.

Instead, she darts out into the traffic, causing an uproar of horns and squealing tires. If your character is fast enough, they might be able to catch her before she gets hurt...!]

[C]



[You were probably in the middle of explaining something on the network when this girl chimes in, looking puzzled.]

What's a _____?

[It doesn't even have to be a particularly difficult or complicated word. Rather, it seems this girl isn't all that familiar with certain basic human concepts...]

Comments

[trainwrecking]

Oi, I'm trying to show you..! Besides, we still have twenty seconds. If we were on the other side, it means we should cross quickly.

[And he's arriving at the other side with time to spare. All seems fine!]

[allformii_ko]

[The crosswalk has been conquered! She turns to look at the lights for a second longer before making a face, sticking her tongue out at the lined street.

...She's a mature one, this kid.]

[trainwrecking]

It wasn't actually their fault... You probably scared those drivers too.

[He doubts that he is the only one who didn't particularly want to deal with the splatter of a girl on their windshield.]

[allformii_ko]

But my teacher said they're supposed to stop! And they're loud and stinky!

I hate them!

[trainwrecking]

Okay they are loud and stinky, but-- we just went over why they didn't stop...

You do understand. R-right..?

[allformii_ko]

Next time, I'll have Fune walk in front.

[Fune knows tons of things. So maybe she'll understand how these dumb lights work, too!]

[trainwrecking]

Fune? Ah, I mean yeah, take an escort at least, but... You could do this by yourself now, couldn't you?

[MIIKO PLEASE.]

[allformii_ko]

I don't like it.

[So she won't do it and you can't make her.]

[trainwrecking]

Seriously..? It wasn't that bad...

[allformii_ko]

It's stupid! I don't want to use it!

[trainwrecking]

I'm not going to get anywhere with this, am I.

[Siiigh. Cats.]

You're pretty impossible... What, uh... what year are you, anyway?

[allformii_ko]

[Tilting her head...

What do you mean by year?

1/2

[trainwrecking]

[She's kidding, right? She must be kidding. So at first, he gives only silence in response.]

2/2

[trainwrecking]

[Except this is the same girl who ran across heavy traffic because she thought everyone would just stop.

It is entirely possible that she doesn't know what a "school" is, despite looking the part.]

... Year as in... school year. You do go to school, don't you? This just gets weirder and weirder.

[allformii_ko]

No, I don't.

[How was she supposed to know kids her (apparent) age are supposed to be in school?]

That's what Elly does.

[trainwrecking]

[Is it wrong to want to say "maybe you should start?"]

You... don't. But you look like--! Er... It's probably not my business to pry, but just because this "Elly" person does it, doesn't mean she's the only one who should.

[Aka MAYBE YOU SHOULD START.]

[allformii_ko]

What is it, anyway?

[She's

Being entirely serious here.]

[trainwrecking]

[What is what? Surely she can't mean--]

-- School?

[allformii_ko]

What else would I be talking about?

[trainwrecking]

[How are you even able to function...]

How can you possibly be a teenager and not kn--

No. I would say "you have to be kidding me." But at this point I'm not even surprised. School is that place where you go to learn how to do important things like reading, writing, math... I guess clubs too if you're into that.

[allformii_ko]

[The same way most cats function!

Magic.]

-! So that's where you learn how to read?

[trainwrecking]

Do you not know how?

[allformii_ko]

No.

[Said as if that isn't strange at all.]

oh my god I meant reading

[trainwrecking]

I guess writing is out then too. So. Uh... What are your best skills?

[It's a nicer way of asking "what do you actually know how to do???"]

[allformii_ko]

I'm really good at catching things.

["Things."]